December 2008

December 30, 2008

the day the world stood still remake

remake, pretty bad…felt bad for making kelly watch it with me…i don’t have anything against kiano reeves, i like him as a actor honestly. he played his role perfectly, it’s all the dumbass fucking people in the other roles…i dunno, it could have been worse…some decent cg to cover up…
December 30, 2008

the wrestler

boar gave me the heads up on this…i’m not much of a wrestling fan but i love the lifestyle and culture of it. jerry lawler’s autobiography is great. the wrestler was fucking awesome tho, it was exactly what i wanted…this movie is just great over and over…within the first few minutes i was like “okay this is gonna be good”. […]
December 23, 2008

the cost of poop

i was thinking, if you divided the cost of a package of toilet paper into cost per roll, then cost per sheet, you could figureout how roughly how many cents it costs to poop and wipe…would it be cheaper to shower afterwards…naw cuz then you focus in soap and time spent drying off…yeah pooping and wiping is the way to […]
December 16, 2008

best girlfriend ever

kelly bought me a fail stamp for xmas 😀 so many uses..
December 16, 2008

on my lap at all times

December 12, 2008

aha! take that

i didn’t get a call denying my application but i didn’t get approval…..long story short, i pick it up monday 😀
December 10, 2008

merry christmas to that guy who probably can’t walk anymore :(

i was heading downtown for a lunch today when i passed a scene on magazine st. some guy was laying in a stretcher next to a ladder…he obviously fell off the ladder hanging garland…must have hurt too… kept thinking about holiday accidents and how they could be avoided if…we didn’t have holidays or religion…”wow, it’s like a sacrificial offering to […]
December 9, 2008

shotgun saga

i went out to harahan today to pick it up…from a auto parts store…yeah kinda weird…he was the cheapest FFL agent in my area….i walk in and there are mounted deer heads all over the place, liked easily 2 dozen….and auto parts.. i introduce myself, he gets the box and shows it to me…it’s just as bad ass as i […]
December 9, 2008

support fail