mad skillz, i has them

i was sitting here watching kelly send a email from my computer in my computer room. it hit me that at moment how great things were. i’m holding on by my mad skillz at the office while everyone else is getting fired. i’m dating this amazingly hot girl who has stuff published on a regular basis.

i ran 3 miles in 22 minutes thursday.

i have a kegerator.

my life has reached a peak. things can only go downhill from here.

saints game today, probably gonna get stabbed outside of finn’s after writing this update.