TICKET DISMISSED, BITCHES!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

after standing in line for division 3 for my ticket i received after my last incident, the ticket is dismissed, court costs are even waived.

i walked out of the court room, arms above my head, yelling how i “own”. in all my years of speeding tickets, failure to maintain proper control and all the other things i have been charged with, i have NEVER had a ticket totally dismissed.

kristen was nice enough to wake up at the crack of dawn to come take me down to be judged. she had never been to 201 poplar. now she knows it inside and out. she even knows about the secret entrance now to avoid the long metal detector lines.

i was in line next to a young black girl, who was on her first speeding ticket. i told her the reason i was there and i immediately gained the respect a criminal like me deserves.

the 2 black dudes in front of me asked me if i was a waiter(because i was wearing a black shirt). he says him and his friend work at O’Charleys. I go “oh yeah the one in cordova?” and he responds sharply “shouthhaven”. Dude probably didn’t even know what Cordova is.

god i am still numb from the shock when he said “okay, i’ll dismiss it, no court costs”. I couldn’t believe it, i almost started crying.

anyway, just in case you forgot.

aint nuthin to fuck with.