May 2006

May 29, 2006

merritt is winning our photoshop tennis match

okay now merritt has made me a new picture.  After this last one, i realized need to take the gloves off. i am the photoshop ninja, she’s won the battle but toad is about to win the war. *opens beer.
May 29, 2006

my weekend of couchs

okay here’s my memorial day weekend and it’s only monday 5:51 am……i went to a really strange house party….like really nice house….full of people i don’t know…..i know rod and josh and if you know they are then we’ll you know kinda weird and strange this is. We come back to Rod’s house which is next to the house party […]
May 26, 2006

merritt photoshop tennis

May 26, 2006

andyboy is coming out of the closet

andyboy confessed to me tonight about his new fondness for gardening. i congratulate him on his honestly. It takes a lot of guts to come out of the closet after all these years.
May 26, 2006

anyone need a apartment?

My friend josh is getting a divorce from his wife and moving out of his dope ass apartment. 1200 sq feet $610, really nice place….i’d totally move in there if i wasn’t broke……give me a call/msg/email if you’re interested and i’ll hook you two up.
May 25, 2006

i missed you merritt

Sorry about this pic but it just seemed so ummm…you. It just works perfectl. Doesn’t even look like it’s fake……but it’s real, trust me.
May 24, 2006

i’m like jesus, but with websites

Woke up at 4am on the floor of my living room. Yesterday i drank way too much, anyway, thats kinda understood when you’re reading this site. I pour a vodka and cranberry juice(thank you rachel for the cranberry juice, i
May 24, 2006

i need to write about this or else im going to start murdering people and carving it in them

Okay lately the da vinci code has been in the news A LOT. This has brought the whole idea of all of this into daily discussion. I don’t want really wanna spend too much time on this update since i’m trying to get some work done but the da vinci code actually does a lot more harm then good. And […]
May 21, 2006

mane it’s just Orange Mound, nothing to be scared of

Okay so i had to get bulbs for Max’s headlights today. I go to the O’Reily’s on Lamar and one of the nice gentlemen help me out with and give me the right bulbs which the fuckers at Autozone couldn’t help me with. I walk outside and a really dirty black dude comes up to me and asks me if […]