May 21, 2006
nagin won? wow……ummm well…..i blame lizzy for this….she touched him and he wins……wow….after chocolate city…it’s like bush winning…..i guess black people really do vote….in new orleans. no that’s racist. no wait it’s not. did any white people vote for nagin? man i just don’t get it. sure whatever. chocolate city, seriously, wtf.i don’t even know what to say on this […]
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May 20, 2006
So i did something bad the other night and i just can’t seem to care. Hearing my friends give me guilt about it just makes it better. Is this true freedom? I’ve tried my entire life to escape the idea of “good and bad” but it’s hard to get rid of things you’re bred with. Good…..evil…..it’s just all perspective……i mean […]
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May 20, 2006
Last night i found out that my headlights don’t work. Im going to go outside and try to fix this in a minute but im afraid it might be on the long list of shit i need to fix. I also found out the speedometer doesn’t work, which is kind of liberating. No more guilt of “oh no im doing […]
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May 20, 2006
Wow this is great, you rule Lizzy.
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May 19, 2006
I’m making a new section of crackhore of all my wrecked cars. While looking for them I stumbled upon some old content that definetely needs to be on the site. Last i heard she joined the air force. Probably getting nailed by 3 pilots in all of her holes.
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May 19, 2006
Well i finally went and picked up my CRX. My neighbor was sitting outside when i pulled up, he said it looked like something out of Mad Max. I need to get one of those hockey masks. I think i’m going to get a new fender and just start investing in the engine. At least the rims and tires look […]
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May 19, 2006
So yesterday around 7pm i crack. I can’t sit at home and drink in front of the computers anymore. It’s time to leave the apartment and drink somewhere else. I grab a piece of paper and a pen and walk up to the deli. I sit and drink pabst and write manically into my little piece of paper. Finally i […]
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May 18, 2006
Well Andy Boy got his phone back today. I had nothing to do with it but it’s still good to know he got it back. I was really hoping i was going to connect him with his phone based on the weird call i got but oh well. At least i tried. The past 5 days have solved 3 of […]
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May 17, 2006
So the other day i’m trying to pay Peter for his life threatening employment. We go to a gas station and my card is denied. Changing banks is fun. It is. Seriously. Awesome. Okay, plan b, lets go get cash back on the visa. I walk up to the lady at Riteaide with a 12 pack of beer and set […]
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