February 2003

February 5, 2003

need to date more

Almost got in a car wreck on the way home today cuz i was busying staring at a girl in a honda with a Nirvana and Pink Floyd sticker on her bumper. Any girl that’s into that has to be cool right? I memorized her face so next time i see her i’ll be able to have a really errie […]
February 4, 2003

I

A little part of my day is always occupied with some sublime directory with the latest in amaetur, good ole fashioned internet pr0n. It's great, no matter how my day has been, i can always look forward to seeing some new naked girls. Since this is something i don't really need to do everyday, i then start to think of […]
February 3, 2003

ugh

i can’t stand that ozzy is doing fucking pepsi commercials…it’s not like you weren’t already filthy fucking rich from your music and then you get this MTV thing but now you’re sucking on the same dick that brittany had just wrapped her little lips around. and don’t get me started about your ugly ass no talented daughter and your fat […]
February 3, 2003

yeah dad, i’ll have that to you by noon

those words echoed through my poor hungover body at 12:30 this morning……fucking ian, this is all his fault…..after watching a especially bloody episode of Oz and 3 glasses of wine later, im at Old School Sunday, the only white person there who isn’t working there….. i remember at one point Andy the bartender looked me square in the eyes after […]
February 3, 2003

can’t fight the seether

WELL SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE OTHER GIRLS!@$#@!#$@#$@ seeeeeeether@#$@#$@# hhahaa gawd this is when music ruled…..veruca salt in bud light commercials….fucking ruled…i tried to keep her on a short lease, i tried to calm her down, i tried to ram her into the……….ground@#$@#$ i think the worst part about tonight was coming home from my parent’s house all drunk then […]
February 3, 2003

why havn’t you updated

Annie was making fun of me cuz i don’t update as much as i used. I mean i could update this site with my daily crap but it’d get more negative opinions then positive since most of it boring to anyone but me. fuck um gonna smoke a joint and throw the frisbee in the backyard with the dog. If […]