May 2003

May 31, 2003

too interconnected

was sitting over at alex’s enjoying a evan and coke sitting on his floor when i notice he has a motororala charger. I pull my phone out and plug it, not missing a beat in the conversation. Alex exclaims thats the world is far too interconnected when i can just reach down and plug mah shit in. dont play
May 30, 2003

Ballad of a Well Known Gun Lyrics by Elton John

I pulled out my Stage Coach Times And I read the latest news I tapped my feet in dumb surprise And of course I saw they knew The Pinkertons pulled out my bags And asked me for my name I stuttered out my answer And hung my head in shame Now they’ve found me At last they’ve found me It’s […]
May 30, 2003

like you give a fuck

this site is missing it’s memorial day pics…which will be up tommorow or this weekend…this site is missing, well, you name it…… you gotta fucking understand…shit is broke on this website…it sucks…theres content missing…theres pics missing…life sucks, my site sucks, our goverment sucks….no one gives a fuck, i sure don’t…. oh well, the comments section will be fixed whenever it […]
May 30, 2003

The Dell Online Store: Your Cart

scoutMASTERtoad: man i hate when i get really excited about work and shit MahBizNizzle: man, that’s a good thing scoutMASTERtoad: cuz i feel like any second im going to die and my web server will get here scoutMASTERtoad: and i’ll be dead and can’t get it making money MahBizNizzle: yeah, I thought for sure I was gonna die before I […]
May 29, 2003

ain’t nothin to fuck wit

gawd, been so busy lately….so much to do, so few hours of the day….i realize that im a typical american…i work until i can’t stand it anymore, then i drink and wake up and do it again. except my work involves lots of drugs, long walks in the park thinking about flash intros and sleeping till noon…okay maybe not that […]
May 29, 2003

so what can a poor toad do

cept work for the webdesign man cuz in this sleepy, memphis town, theres just no place for A WEBDESIGNING TOAD A WEBDESIGNING TOAD A WEBDESIGNING TOAD
May 27, 2003

Jay And Lesley's Wedding

I sat in church, hands trembling from alcohol withdrawls and anger since i could almost feel that crucifix looking at me. The wedding ends, we all talk outside then roll to the reception. That's when it starts to get “intresting”. We get there, theres a keg with a bunch of flowers on top, which tickled me pink. Also a open […]
May 26, 2003

Memorial Day 2003

This was a really intresting memorial day party. I even remember saying at one point, “we really have a intresting group of people under one roof”. Wes's fridge was full of beer by the time Alex and i got there, so i had to put my 2 corona's on his kitchen counter. Those soon disappeared and by the end of […]
May 25, 2003

no, i didn’t sleep with anyone!

i’m in line this morning at petco, hair all messed up in the back since i just woke up in a strange bed, and on the way home i remembered i needed marla food. i grab a huge bag of food, shove a dog toy in my pocket and stand in line. While im checking out, my phone rings. Oh […]