July 2003

god ian calling on his cell yelling at me cuz im too loud at 10am. hmm so many things wrong with that sentence

there is some guy getting head in my living room his belt is off revolution action

hmm today started around noon when i rolled over and saw annie next to me. Last night we all drank, ian and i split a soma and we all slept till around 3pm. another night at the crackcave. anyway, after annie left i ate a anti-depressant my new doctor said “might help”. i figure at this point anything will. I […]

you may have read a previous update about how im making my roommate go crazy through his dreams. after i told him about how jesus faked everything, etc, i went into my drug induced coma in my own room. i woke up the next morning, bright eyed and bushy tailed around noon. About 6 hours later ian woke up and […]

i love my roommate lolloloololol

sometimes me and ian have qaulity time before we go to sleep. it doesn’t not include cluddling or anything, in reality it’s me standing in his door asking him weird questions to try to plant any weird dreams. i started talking about what it was like to be stuck in a WWII concentration camp death shower and how the surprise […]

haha this morning i smoked out the guys that were painting the outside of my duplex. their over at my neighber’s house right now, smoking pot and eating pizza. wtf

ugh, fucking 4th of july again. i was walking out of the circle k at highland today and found a $20 bill laying on the ground. I look left, look right, making sure there isn’t a CKY cameraman waiting for some random person to tackle me, and pick it up. $20 never felt better. $20 will buy a 3rd of […]

Hmm, first day of being unemployed. I cleaned my entire apartment because i felt bad about being a burden on society. Should i feel bad? I don’t know. I found 4 lighters and 2 packs of cigerettes under my couches. It’s amazing how many things you can find when you move furniture. God i need a job. It’s funny how […]