August 2003

August 9, 2003

ignore the work

im almost done, honest, haha. i have a favor of all of you. If you have a screenshot of a bunch of my screennames, please email me. cracktoad@crackhore.com
August 9, 2003

Every Little Update Toad Does Is Magic….

Geez, 3am on a tuesday morning and im bored. I skated a bunch today, not really much else to do in this boring ass city. I came to a conclusion tho, which is great, cuz i like conclusions. I started to write it all down in this little news section but decided it was a quality enough document to put […]
August 7, 2003

today’s life lessons

getting high and taking the dog to the vet=bad getting high and walking dog in park=good
August 7, 2003

what the fuck

AINTCHAMAMI: have u ever taken a piss in pitch black with a strobe light AINTCHAMAMI: piss isnt 1 stream AINTCHAMAMI: its a bunch of tiny balls of piss AINTCHAMAMI: u can see it in the strobe light scoutMASTERtoad: umm AINTCHAMAMI: its insane
August 5, 2003

this kinda sucks

Our landlord moved to a new house a few days ago. We don’t know where it is, our rent is due today. I’m sitting here with the rent money, in cash, leaving another message on her answering machine. This has to be some ultra leet way of scamming people out of late rent fees. The best part is i’ve been […]
August 4, 2003

vampire toad awakes from his sleep

it’s 6pm….the voicemails on my phone have doubled….i climb out of the coffin i seep in now and stumble to the computers, cell phone and pipe in hand. Guess my day begins as the sun goes down. This is day 3-4 of my new night time schedule…..feels so much more natural
August 3, 2003

MISTER IAN! MISTER IAN!

god, this is so fucking funny. Last night i stumble in around 4am, looking forward to a nice nap in my own bed. Ian was engaged in pleasing some random girl, from the looking of the clothes in the living room. I shudder, grab my dog, turn up the dvd to ignore the terrible activities going on in the other […]