January 2004

Brooks said this morning that having a dirty escalade is like black on black crime.

i remember when crackhore.com used to be a tale of my drunk and crazy adventures. until the adventures just got way too deep. or became too long to put into updates. anyway.

andy called me from jail today. told me about how he was accidentlyy moved to the wrong jail. mexicans for smuggling black people for dealing white people for dui's

i put a MAGNUM condom under my friend’s windshield wipe at work. he works at a bank, i thought i did it really smooth but apparently not smooth enough. these are the emails that followed that john sent to the teller at the front desk who has plain view of his car. > From: bbrown!server-report > To: sek > Received: […]

scoutmastertoad no one talking to me fuck you business day starts in 3 hours and won’t fuck with till then anyway. cept my special people night

THIS MEANS NOT WELCOME

this site is only halfway working right now. it looks all big and tough with it’s new buttons, etc but really it’s a beatup little girl just wanting to be hugged. i know the profiles in the hore army are messed up, the join hore army is messed up, and the Narcotics anonymous quiz is broken. plz msg on aim […]

dunno if the rest of you listen to rap because you don’t live in memphis but rap artists often mention not doing the drug they deal but talking about drinking 40’s, etc. their not straight edge, they just don’t do the drugs they deal. they’re right, don’t do it.

The night before last night my good friend Brad calls and asks if i wanna make $40 to run a little errand which he will use to win the heart of this girl. Only problem is that this errand has to be completed exactly by noon because i will be delievering the flowers to her work….all the way at Wolfchase. […]