January 15, 2004
you think, well, ian has plenty of gin/vodka in the apartment bar…he wont mind if you mix one drink…no…ian would want you to make a drink…..no…..no it’s 5am, no more victims tonight….pours glass of water
Do you like it?
January 15, 2004
ian: ***** this is ian toad: EY MANE! HOW MUCH YO PIZZA’S COST? ian: we ain’t go no pizzas man toad: NO MANE, I GOT A PIZZA DERE LAST NIGHT, I NEED A NUTHA ONE. ian: goddamn it toad toad: can i come back up there to drink? ian: no
Do you like it?
January 15, 2004
i don’t care anymore, it’s all going on the site. tonight my friend, we’ll call him kenneth, was telling me about how cops pull pranks on each other. he dosed the seats of some fellow officers with water. imagine some pissed off memphis cops pulling you over, pulling their wet boxer shorts out of their ass, while writing you a […]
Do you like it?
January 15, 2004
i met with my stock broker today. i wore a pair of brown pants, a faded Hardrock San Diego shirt, a white collared shirt unbuttoned, my cheesey metal spiked bracelet and my Hacker hat. My stock broker is a personal friend of my dad so this is really funny to me. we go over my stocks, showing me which ones […]
Do you like it?
January 14, 2004
my sleep schedule is now completely and totally trainwrecked. it’s 7am…im “done” with a lot of work, gotta wake up and do more “work”, show that “work” and also cover all the “worK” i did a few days ago. this sucks. bruce “carlos” showed me like 30 things wrong with my site tonight, which i fixed. i really wish i […]
Do you like it?
January 12, 2004
January 8, 2004
so i moved into a new apartment. i’mma give myself the rest of this beer to tell you about the whole move. i hate moving. alot. this is probably my 8th move under my belt and it’s not something you get better at. now i used to just live with ian, now i live with ian and puddin. now there […]
Do you like it?
January 6, 2004
So last night i decide that i need to fix this light switch in the apartment that's upside down. This really really bothers me, having to flick it up instead of down, and vice versa. I take the panel off, take the screws out and try to move the switch. 110 volts run thru my arms and i laugh and […]
Do you like it?