August 24, 2004
so last night i had this dream. i’m fighting something, he’s bigger then me, we evenutally fall into a pool of lava. Still fighting, he has a gun, he gets out of my hands. I end up at the side of the pool, pulling myself out, and suddenly he’s standing there smiling. He puts a gun to my head and […]
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August 22, 2004
Brad, who usually doens’t read much of my website(until now) was scrolling through my site, looking at the older latest pics and found a comment by sek about black people. sek referred to how much he loves brad by saying how he wishes he could own “4 or 5 black people”. Brad is not not amused. brad = not happy. […]
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August 21, 2004
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August 20, 2004
my roommate brad was at the mapco out at brooks road. 979 brooks road to be exact. a homeless dude comes up and asks him for a light. brad, being, well, smart, keeps the lighter in his head and lights the guy’s cigerette. the guy then asks brad if they have security at the mapco. he says, “yeah usually”. he […]
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August 19, 2004
Wes turned 23 yesterday. happy birthday, wes. even thoyou are still passed out on our couch, you can read this later. if you wake up. we all met up at Neils for Wes’s free bartab that he gets on his birthday. It was wednesday tho. This meant karoake. We sat up front for a while, i eyed the karoake stage, […]
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August 17, 2004
OH MY FUCKING GOD after standing in line for division 3 for my ticket i received after my last incident, the ticket is dismissed, court costs are even waived. i walked out of the court room, arms above my head, yelling how i “own”. in all my years of speeding tickets, failure to maintain proper control and all the other […]
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August 17, 2004
welp, the party went over successful. now im ripping the video of the fights. i have a 10 gig .mov file. i still have to do a lot of editing, stay tuned. by the way, every link on this website is probably broken, just like poor matt’s leg. Matt broke his leg at the fights. He was wearing a Got […]
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August 13, 2004
a friend of a friend went to a strip club. he’s married. he was on the way back from the strip club when he realized he smelled like a strip club. he stopped at a exxon and pumped some gas into his car. he then poured a little into his hands and splashed it on his shirt. strip club smell […]
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August 9, 2004
got to keep the loonies on the path. i went to bed at 7am this morning. i hate “business hours”. going to rebuild crackhore tonight. or maybe tommorow. or maybe tonight.
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