August 2005

August 20, 2005

confused karma hore

i was wondering on the drive home today if i should even wonder about myself. there is no way i am either good or evil, i am both. my mom called me last week and said there was smoke coming out of the computer, giving off a putrid burning smell. i stop by bestbuy and pick up a new power […]
August 20, 2005

your own personal webdesigner

scoutMASTERtoad: yeah but when you are a small business owner in memphis scoutMASTERtoad: you don’t like your web developer comparing himself to your lord jesus christ Impearljam: hahaha Impearljam: ye maybe Impearljam: but they are narrowminded anyway scoutMASTERtoad: why, because they worship some dead jew instead of their webdesigner? most offensive update ever. look, i don’t hate jews or jesus […]
August 18, 2005

sam’s cockroach wtf story

i like updates about roaches. no one likes roaches, except creepy roach liking people. i think thats why i really like any stories that have to do with them. my friend sam told me this story last week when he did this. it has nothing to do with me but i havn’t had a very intresting day so sam’s story […]
August 17, 2005

WEBSITES MAKE ME CUT

gawd what a stupid fucking day. i spent most of last night trying to clean some super nasty spyware from my work machine. you would think that someone who spends every waking moment at the computer wouldn’t get spyware but shit happens. god fucking kill i wake up after 2 natural ice tallboys and it’s still here. finally after a […]
August 14, 2005

toad lullaby

Databit: Where oh where have you been my Toad Databit: Where oh where could you be Databit: It’s been so long since the moon has gone Databit: and oh what a website you made me Databit: Are you there over the aim? Are you there up in the net? Until the return of my Toad, this lullaby Databit: My site […]
August 12, 2005

websites get down on your knees

i hate oscommerce. i don’t rant about how much it sucks picking sites out in massa’s field but today sucks. there’s a old saying in webdesign. it’s easier to tear down the train wreck you already have up there, start from a fresh, pure, tight, virgin copy of the software you’re trying to get happy. Thus learning from the mistakes […]
August 10, 2005

you know it’s hard out there for the wes

when you’re trying to get the money for the Bush. i miss you already, wes. im glad i helped wes with a great project today. the pope who said “hey paint this chapel really crazy” is wes. i did a wonderful photoshop job for wes that made me feel useful for the first time on tuesday. sorry i was so […]
August 9, 2005

diversity can eat a dick

I KNOW IT’S YOUR DAY IN THE SUN LAST TIME I CHECKED HE CAME TO LIGHT THE LAMP FOR ANYONE. hmm, normal people who read this site(lol) know what it’s like to just feel slightly hungover, enough to where you want to kill yourself, but not enough to want to deal with the consequences. (sp() after a short frustrating hours […]
August 7, 2005

Bastard’s Ball IV hangover update

this one was close. it started pouring down rain about 2 hours before the party. around 9 wes decides to move the party to the patio. we start to setup the tiki torches when we realize we need a funnel to pour the lighter fluid or else this could be a potential firely patio of death. i run across the […]