October 2005

October 16, 2005

poor poor girl

{mosimage} This is another from Camhore. I really need to hear the story behind this one too.
October 16, 2005

i have no idea where cam took this pic

{mosimage} Cam needs to tell me the story behind this picture.
October 16, 2005

jamiaca hore

{mosimage} B and C from Knoxville sent me this, you guys rule. glad to see a international pic.
October 14, 2005

in the garden of toad, don’t you know that i’ll always be true

okay. i got drunk the other night and went to merrymaids.com and requested a free consultation to clean my train wreck of a apartment. she shows up at 1pm. she walks up to the the apartment. let me paint this as well as i can. i have Iron Butterfly – In A Gadda Da Vida, blaring, on repeat. the apartment […]
October 14, 2005

i still don’t get why you’ll be outside

is what nelson muttered, when i told him i’m really going to scare the shit out of the merry maid customer service reps at 1pm when they knock on my door for the free consultation i signed up for. this will be good. there are beer bottles everywhere, i’ll be naked, outside, laying in the bushes. she’ll knock on the […]
October 13, 2005

fat boy on a diet, don’t try it, i’ll jack your ass like a looter in a riot

my interview went really well. i’m feeling insane from the manicness. the thought of all my financial problems disappearing is kinda tough to describe. ive been telling people today that i think i probably have it. i think it went well. i’m almost 100% sure that the fact that i think i might have it probably pretty much makes it […]
October 12, 2005

thank you all for your support

tomorrow is the interview. i’m too nervous to sleep. this sucks, better update, will sleep better. i want to thank all of you, and you know who you are, for your help. i’m trapped in a certain kind of hell, where i can see my terrible mental illness, yet helpless to stop it. im really afraid im going to die […]
October 10, 2005

HE’S OUR FAMILY TOAD!

It seems today that all you see Is ranting in aim windows and puke on the PC But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we use to rely? Lucky there’s a Family Toad Lucky there’s a toad who, positively can do All the things that make us drunk and high He’s our Family Toad!
October 9, 2005

puking makes you cool

i went to cafe ole last night to have some drinks with my good friend andy george. i drank 1 budweiser and then andy orders us both these 2 huge bud lights. like not a normal big beer, this thing came in a plastic cup. anyway, we finish our beers and pay. as i’m walking out i feel a weird […]