January 2006

January 9, 2006

my fantasy

Someday, when i get rich, i want to visit one of Pfizer’s factories. I wonder if they give tours. Just imagine it, a conveyor belt with unisom, pouring into a huge swimming pool of um. I would pick one fresh off the line, i bet it tastes different. I think i should take a few more and look for a […]
January 8, 2006

waffles and interracial gay couples

I made my girlfriend try out her new waffle iron this morning. Syrup, butter, everything. Can’t remember the last time i even had a waffle. We went and looked at places to move this afternoon. It’s kinda depressing looking at these townhouses with pools for $100 more then im paying a month. I still can’t wait to call my landlord […]
January 5, 2006

don’t fuck with me

i am such a fucking asshole so a few days ago i see a car pull into the driveway of my duplex. and when i say my, i mean, i’ve been living here, in this roach infested, drafty, poorly wired shit hole, for 2-3 months without anyone living in the other part of the house. He looks like a nice […]
January 2, 2006

my name is a webdesigner named toad, like a tribe called quest

went to the mall new years eve with merritt and valerie to buy my poor girlfriend her xmas present(5 days late?). the mall is so great… alot of people hate the mall but seeing so many people and what they think is “cute mall clothes” is pretty priceless. It’s like a zoo, just point and whisper and wonder what it’s […]