January 31, 2006
I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER DAY OF WEBDESIGN!!! YAH YAH! YAH! lalalalalalala Wow what a fucking day. I wake up to my landlord ringing my door bell. She asks if valerie or i smoke pot. She says one of the other tennants in the building smelled something like pot. Great. Now if anyone smells anything weird, she goes straight […]
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January 29, 2006
Valerie and i went to walmart and target today to pick up some food and such for the new apartment. Whenever i get out in public with Valerie, i tend to go to extreme lengths to try to embarass her. I have no idea why i’m so entertained by her embarassment but i have this insatiable urge to draw attention […]
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January 27, 2006
mmmmmmm nothing like that feeling of plugging in the last computer and having your new apartment completely setup. Movers came at the crack of dawn this morning and 12 hours later all of my crap is resetup backup. I left my old apartment a complete mess. Food all over the place, trash everywhere, was great. Fucking bitch gets what she […]
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January 22, 2006
Last night after we came home from drinking at my friend Peter’s house, valerie gave me the best present a girlfriend can give me. I laid down in the bathtub and she peed on me. And it was great.
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January 20, 2006
i’m going to sneak into a showing of brokeback mountain, run in front of the screen, shoot myself in the head after reading this update to the audience. look i don’t hate gay people, i really don’t. I don’t hate jews or blacks either. I just can’t stand marketing. I can picture a room full of fat white business suits, […]
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January 18, 2006
My dad gave me his ipod last week. Allen said he’d block me if i turned it on. My original plan was to give it to valerie for her birthday. She told me she doesn’t want it. Not sure if she just wants me to get her a different present, or if she just doesn’t want something my dad gave […]
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January 18, 2006
My life of lies has paid off and the new landlord wants us to sign a lease friday. I will soon be free of this terrible mistake. My CRX is at the shop, should be done this week. Finally the fuckups of 2005 will be washed away in the joy of 2006. This is like the 10th move i’ve made […]
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January 16, 2006
i got the chassis and engine of my next car. 1989 Honda CRX, the car i’ve always wanted, and now it’s mine. i rule my apartment situation has really crossed a new line. They have this dog, that barks, every fucking morning. I lay in bed, eyes wide open, like wondering if any of the lawyers who’s site i host, […]
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January 12, 2006
i have developed a serious complex about living…anywhere. I seem to move from one terrible living situation to another. This is up there. I’m going to live off hotdogs and ramen for the rest of january. I’m going to apply for a new lease at a new apartment friday but i doubt this will go off without a hitch. fuck […]
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