April 2006

April 30, 2006

awesome

I woke up this morning, alone when i heard the sound of my front door opening. This is a pretty regular thing since 3-4 people have keys to my apartment. It’s tarrance. He’s been drinking. I put on some tori and start the morning routine. Time to check email…..something from Keith in florida….  He says bill naja killed himself friday. […]
April 28, 2006

mmmm

just another day in paradise…….sitting at the deli alone with my laptop……staring at girls on myspace….pabst will always love.  time to go play some pool
April 28, 2006

this wasn’t in the job description

So Peter comes over like every Thursday to help with work. I got a terrible to do list for him this day tho. “Hey peter, could you relight the pilot light on my water heater?”. I had to turn it off when i bombed the apartment and after a few days of cold showers i needed to get it relit. […]
April 27, 2006

this is jeff’s new girlfriend

Looking back, it’s hard to believe how promiscuous I really was. Everyone at my high school knew I would ‘do it’. I spent one summer lying on an old mattress in a friend’s basement, letting guys come down one by one to fuck me and sometimes slap me around. I even tried hitchhiking for sex on I55, hoping I’d get […]
April 27, 2006

NO MORE HOT WINGZ

wow i finally got it to work….thank you databit for your help, you own. I hope you don’t mind I’m about to upload like a gig of photos to your server 🙂 okay now everything should work on the site, ie all the features, commenting, etc. so knock yourself out
April 25, 2006

hmmm

So last night i decided to message some of my sister’s friends on myspace. Yeah i know. Jug wine, etc. I get a message from her today that says simply “stop messaging my friends”. The internet is so much fun. Finally my sister and i have a bonding moment. I have to be in cordova by 10am tomorrow. I don’t […]
April 24, 2006

okay this is fucking creepy

Okay so i’m just minding my own business stalking away on myspace when i see someone wants to be added to my friend’s list. I click on the profile, “hmm she looks kinda of familar…really familar….oh that’s because im related to her”. Thats right, my little sister is on myspace. Should I…… a) add her as a friend and go […]
April 24, 2006

crackhore circus comes to local bar

Ugh so my poor dog got fleas. I get bombs for the apartment, Advantage, etc. Sliver immediately hides when he sees the cat carrier. Rachel finally finds him hiding. Now you gotta picture this. I set off the bombs and look at my watch. 3 hours. I got the laptop in my backpack, a beer in a crackhore koozie in […]
April 23, 2006

you’ll see

it’s weird how kids are these days. and when i mean kids i mean children i’m dating….. have you ever run into someone who wouldn’t meet you because you’re from “the internet”? Well i did. I can’t get over it. it’s like traveling back in time. “no, im not going to meet anyone by talking at a bar” It’s 2006, […]