April 2006

April 10, 2006

dear mrs amos

dear mrs amos(thats so hot you kept your name even tho you married him) so i was drinking by myself last night and woke up on my computer room floor to Marys Of The Sea. I don’t know what it is about that song but i can’t stop listening to it. Every single morning…..you would murder me if you had […]
April 10, 2006

databit ftw

lol databit rolled on through memphis last night….he brought me some presents he stole….so awesome…  
April 10, 2006

“dad you’re going to need to narrow that down”

so the other day my phone rings…it’s my dad….i have a pretty good relationship with fathertoad…he says “have you done anything lately that i need to know about?” I’m sitting here with a cigerette in one hand and a beer in other…”dad you’re going to need to narrow that down” im not going to into any details but i feel […]
April 10, 2006

i am a demon set loose upon the earth to lower the standards

well it’s 7:30am.on a monday…im smoking a cigar, blaring tori and drinking a natural ice. so im stalking this new girl…..i met her at tracks the other night and she made the bad mistake of talking to me and making eye contact with me….i got her phone number from michelle and vaguely remember calling her last night…..she’s so not attracted […]
April 7, 2006

a very good point

I was talking to Caryn about Laura(my homeless new orleans girlfriend in case you havn’t seen the other posts) and she made the very good point of if she ever finds this site and all the weird shit i’ve wrote about her, it’s going to really kill my chances. I quote, “even a homeless girl would think this is creepy”. […]
April 7, 2006

beer matters, when everything is meaningless

God, last night’s Sidestreet adventure was such a blur. I woke up and looked at the pictures and think this one kinda speaks for itself. When i first got there the entire red bar side was empty so i sat and talked with the bartender. She was having a bad day and poured herself and me a shot of jager. […]
April 6, 2006

total eclipse of the public embarassment

Last night Amanda called me and asked if i wanted to spend a night away from the computers. We head to Murphey’s for Paul, Paul, Chris and David’s band, 3 Man Riot.  This was their first show….they played 2-3 really good songs and they blow out their amp. Their borrowed amp. One of the other bands playing lends them another one. Don’t ever lend them a amp.  […]
April 4, 2006

okay it’s confession time

i’ve decided that Laura is starting to effect my social life. I cannot refer to any girl in New Orleans without people going “dude u gotta get over the homeless chick”. Look, i met other girls while down there, it’s not just her. It’s really funny how my friends, family and ex girlfriend don’t seem to be appreciating the new […]
April 4, 2006

aim is the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug

Aim is the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug Ugh so today i came across some great finds on memphis.craigslist.com. It really blows my mind that people are all about using craigslist to cheat on their husbands while on vacation. For some reason “I’m a Married Black woman who seeks a very handsome and generous white male for […]