May 2006

A little prelogue. This weekend I went with Peter to his disc golf tournament. A culture i am totally oblivious to. Like i think it’s a bunch of hippies out there drinking, doing drugs, and throwing frisbees. It’s apparently just like golf. Like multiple discs, really fucking tough. The first day peter is out there in a hawaiian shirt, we […]

went to the zoo with brad. drank a bunch  before. jumped a fence and pet a horse. interactive zoo ftw.now im drinking at the bar, wish i had something to do. someone call me

i really don’t know how you people wake up at 7am everyday. It’s 4:50pm and it feels like midnight. Gonna sleep like a fucking infant. My day started when …lets call her emily called saying she was outside. I grab my backpack and the computer im setting up at their office. I’m not really hungover, just still drunk from last […]

I am such a failure at dating. Last night a girl, lets call her….Sara, msgs me on yahoo. We talk and she says she’s gonna go lay down and asks if i want to talk over the phone. Now in retrospect, i should have said “naw i gotta be up at 7(which i did), i’m wasted on sleeping pills and […]

i’m on the crackhore with scoutmaster and toad. Yeah so i’m enjoying my single life of sitting at home and drinking. I found out valerie is telling people she broke up with me instead of vice versa. Sounds good, whatever. I know cute little goth girl is having a lot of problems getting laid compared to insane alcoholic webdesigner. Take […]

TOAD You have two hawaiian shirts? Two pair camo pants? One pair black boots? Two pair of pabst? One wireless laptop? Three hundred dollars personal hosting money? Alright. TOAD You’re too fucking newb, llama. And your file sizes are too big. Get the fuck of my porch.

in case you havn’t noticed the new updates…im basically uploading all the misc content over the years and adding it to this system. I’m not changing the dates because i don’t know the dates and i might as well let everyone see some old school shit.