June 2006

i mean seriously. is it worse then bringing home a fat chick? come on. at least he looks like a girl instead of the blimp you’re fucking. at least a hot ass tranny looks like a girl. I mean, is it less worse then a fat girl? Hot tranny or ugly fat chick. Come on. I dunno, i mean i […]

They talk in rehab about how one day you realize that this is it, you’ve hit the bottom. You cannot get any worse then this. Everything has been leading you up to this one lowest moment of your life. I’ve thought i’ve been there, i really thought i had. Like this is it, it’s never going to be worse then […]

So it’s 9:48pm and it’s time for peter and i to eat lunch. I tell Allen that im about to eat a peanut butter and jelly(with bannanas) sandwich. He sends me http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html I walk into the kitchen with this blaring, doing the exact dance the little bananna is doing, dancing around singing along while making my sandwich. It plays and […]

Im standing outside in my backyard around 9pm, decked out in hawaiian and camo(like i even had to say it), peeing next to marla, who is also peeing. If any artists are reading this site, i will pay $50 if you can make me a nice painting of this. Thanks in advance.

Update from Levi: Well… I almost died yesterday. I was riding down the road on the way back to our base and taking a sip of my delightfully diluted gatoraide when I heard a loud explosion followed by a shock wave… or the other way around (it all happened fast as shit). Earlier in the day one of our trucks […]

So i went to the house party last night. Lots of dj’s, kegs of sam adams and coors, lot sof gangstas passing blunts, etc. I meet this girl named Marla. I’m like “holy shit, you’re name is really Marla?”.  I talk to her a bit but the urge to tell her about my Marla finally takes hold. So the whole […]