November 2002

In these series of updates, im going to explain to you llama ass bitches that don’t know how to pick up chicks at a bar. Cuz toad don’t play. Tonight i was strolling into young ave deli, just as i do every night that im fucking drunk and high. As i was walking in i made eye contact with this […]

another exciting night in memphis….the activities waiting the bored and tired are truely numerous and fun. First, we have alcohol. There are several bars that are having specials tonight. Pint night has it’s $2.50 pints…and the gas station always has it’s cheap 40’s. But since i’ve done the alcohol thing every night for oh, the past 2 years…..it even gets […]

i love when the people i encounter through the phone and aim all day ask where i’m at. Some days, like today I tell them i’m still at the apartment. I tell them that no i’m not going to work today. They sigh and usually give some line about how it must nice to be self employed, etc. Well it […]