November 2004

November 30, 2004

another working day has ended

well, after a nice relaxing weekend with my girlfriend and friends, most of my sucidial thoughts have subsided. but it’s only monday. by thursday i’ll probably be bitter and angry again. i picked up my mustang from the mechanic on friday. it’s running worse then when i dropped it off. get this tho, my mom went and picked up the […]
November 27, 2004

old news but still funny

Federal agents arrested three Memphis police officers. FBI agents Sunday arrested officers David Tate, Billy Scott, and John D. Vaughan. They are accused of providing protection for clubs, transporting prostitutes and methamphetamine to high-rollers at Tunica casinos. Memphis cops busted Keep reading, best part is that David Tate is the son of Jerry Tate, a local news anchorman. Maybe the […]
November 27, 2004

oh yeah!?!

valerie just updated her livejournal. i originally spelled it “live journal” but since she’s looking over my shoulder, i now have it right. now i’m being gay. since i can’t watch or help while she updates her site. she says she wishes i wore underware because she says when her friend tiffany pisses her off, she grabs a handful of […]
November 25, 2004

guess the end is almost near

Well, it’s officially thanksgiving and I officially have nothing to be thankfull for. So today the car place that replaced my head gaskets call me and and tell me the car is done. Yay, i can finally get back on with my life, leave my parent’s and go back to my apartment. My mom and sister went to go pick […]
November 23, 2004

so toad, how is your car

A young man enters the Ford Dealership on Mt Moriah today. He was wearing nothing but a belt of ammo, no pants, no shirt, no socks, wearing his doc martins, the shoelaces trailing behind him like his sanity. A shotgun rests in his arms, hair a mess, stinking of vodka, html and anger. Judgement has come. We all make mistakes. […]
November 20, 2004

the best laid plans of toads and rats

In retrospect, i believe my planned invasion of the rat infested meat factory is going to need some work. I’m not too proud to admit a mistake. I’m not a George Bush supporter tho. So before I invade the rat infested meat factory near my house, i’m going to make sure my troops, which will most likely be just drunk […]
November 20, 2004

Calling all Joe Paychecks

http://www.johnkerry.com/petition/everychild.php I want to thank you personally for what you did in the election — you rewrote the book on grassroots politics, taking control of campaigns away from big donors. No campaign will ever be the same. You moved voters, helped hold George Bush accountable, and countered the attacks from big news organizations such as Fox, Sinclair Broadcasting, and conservative […]
November 20, 2004

Rats

The news is getting really great in Memphis. So apparently, near my house there is a abandoned meat factory i heard about on the news. Place is full of rats. Rats. Big ones. Not those little cute baby ones that you might occasionally see. They didn’t give directions or a address but it’s only like 2 blocks from me, can’t […]
November 19, 2004

the passion of cracktoad continues

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