April 2005

hehe saturday night, valerie, wes and i all went out for a few drinks. from this innocent beginning, we went and had a few pitchers. then we go to neils. more beer, now wes is on whiskey….. we leave and no one is sober. wes walks by a Evergreen Neighberhood Award site. He kicks it. It doesn’t budge. Valerie suggests […]

sitting here drinking my afternoon alcoholic beverage and steve begs me to drive him to work. fine. on the way back, i’m enjoying the day. It’s sunny, birds are chirping, it’s not bitter cold and not terribly hot yet. All the windows are rolled down. Listening to Sublime’s Stand By Your Van, a great album. Anyway, im at a stop […]

last night i left my meeting at the coffee shop, after successfully landing the client, i felt like maybe having a drink. i stop at zinnies, have a beer, get a sandwich to go and stop at andrew and jana’s to annoy them. once i started shaking, i figured i guess it’s time to head out. i visit andy(different from […]

ahahaha jail stab kill kill stab jail death arrested for bank pwning rawr rwaraarhahahahahahdflk stab stab stab hi welcome to a train wreck tommorow is wednesday. are you happy with what you’ve done on monday and tuesday? i bet you’re not. you have wasted so much time reading this bullshit. lets leave you on a good point. jesus may not […]

it’s raining it’s ass off in memphis today. i just got home, all warm and comfortable in front of the monitors. i realize i have no wine. and i have to ship 2 ebay items. so now i can’t figure out which one of the monkeys on my shoulder to listen to. i can sit here and be lazy, i […]

we went to kwik check on madison to get sandwiches today. we walk in and make our order. then bam, total eclipse of the heart comes on the radio. brad looks over at me and im already in my pose, ready for the first line. 5 minutes later, i’ve sang EVERY line of total eclipse of the heart, did a […]

i bought a usb keychain drive the other day. Except i had already took it out of the package when i realized it’s either a) the most poorly designed electronic device i’ve ever purchased or b) the most homosexual Now let me explain, you can see in the above pic that it obviously can be worn on a keychain. Except […]

So i get this phone call today from…lets just say a goverment agency. I have been advised not to update my site in any manner that isn’t american. so from now on im going to have to keep this pretty professional.

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