April 2005

April 28, 2005

morning burns

it’s not a good burn either. it’s noon. i hate noon. i hate everything before 4pm. what the fuck was i thinking when i agreed to meet at noon. i had to have been drunk, only excuse for a fuck up like this. im going to make a little pamphlet to hand to clients on “mornings”. it’s gonna have huge […]
April 28, 2005

even tho it didn’t happen like you said

the whole dying on the cross. that was hardcore. i’m sure it didn’t go exactly down like they said but even if a little of it is true, pretty hardcore. our friend ripper said he was hardcore, and well, you’re hardcore too, jesus. wow i think ive gotten off to a good start to this update. okay lets break it […]
April 27, 2005

seriously true story

last night i was driving to a bar(whoa another surprise update). I was going down McLean heading towards vance. Right after we go past Union, it goes down to 1 lane as McLean goes into the residential area. Now right when it comes to 1 lane, me and the 9 other cars in front and behind me start to wonder […]
April 26, 2005

how many jugs of wine does it take

Went out to my new liquor store out in Cordova yesterday. (Surprise) This place is kinda new to meet so they are still getting used to seeing me once or twice a week. I stroll back to the back, grab my jug of wine and head up to the counter. The old woman who’s sold to me a few times […]
April 24, 2005

ain’t nothin to fuck wit

god i’ll never get guys who are really into putting cream on their face and really into cologne, etc……it goes tooth brush, tooth paste, deodorant, razor, shaving cream, comb, nail clippers…. every other product is for a female and if you’re a guy you have bought into marketing and advertising……
April 23, 2005

mother nature

strikes down upon us again. huge storm a day ago, next day the power goes out for 4 hours. talk about a boring 4 hours. i got a lot done surpsingly tho. you’d be surprised how distracted you are from “work” when you have the internet, even when you make websites. anyway, last week really hurt me. after a good […]
April 22, 2005

every meal a feast

im eating some chicken. 2nd piece of chicken i’ve ate today. body is starting to break down. im wearing a bright orange autozone shirt and a yellow trucker hat, tilted to the side. really not looking like a winner. it’s 3am and im pacing back and forth in the computer room, clutching the piece of chicken like i had just […]
April 21, 2005

there is no toad, there is only crackhore

it’s funny when it’s 4am. drunk and angry at my ancestors for having such good genes. ive tried everything to end myself in a fashionable way. ive tried drugs, alcohol, car wrecks, nothing seems to kill me. i just keep going. i keep doing what i do because it’s what gets what i need to do, done. okay that didn’t […]
April 19, 2005

ain’t nothin to stare at

I love people. I am seriously addicted to people. Brad says i’m like a serial killer, i’m just going to keep going out and affecting people until someone stops me. I thrive off the ability to communicate with people. The power of speech and aim will never cease to not entertain me. Today i woke up and felt like a […]