ALCOHOL

Alcohol is the greatest thing ever.

June 8, 2006

Evan Williams

My whiskey of choice when i havn’t made shit for money, the bills are late, and i hate my life. Evan Williams is really my favorite whiskey right now. You can get a huge monster bottle, it tastes bad, but still works. Mixed with water, coke or spit. It always owns.
June 8, 2006

Jack Daniels

I get pretty mean on Jack. I lost my whiskey virginity to mr daniels and will always hold a special spot in my heart for him. We still hangout occasionally but everytime we meet up, i just get memories of our relationship we had on Whiskey Wednesday for so many years….and i dunno. It’s bad to fuck ex’s.
February 25, 2006

Champale Red Berry

After i finished the Extra Dry and Golden Champale, I figure, lets just get the last one of out of the way. The clerk at the store seemed surprised that they even carried it. I should have took that as a sign. Luckily the previous 2 Champale’s gave me enough courage to try it anyway. This one however, tasted nothing […]
February 25, 2006

Champale Golden

Ugh, after polishing off the Champale Extra Dry, I run through rain, jump in my car and drive back to the Circle K. A new clerk was working this shift, it being 2-3 hours later. I walk to the cooler and decide that since I already tried one Champale, I might as well try them all tonight. I grab a […]
February 25, 2006

Champale Extra Dry

With the return of the Ghetto Beer reviews, i chose Champale Extra Dry. I think. Anyway, i roll up into my local Circle K, with rap music “bumping” and grab a 40 of Champagne Extra Dry. I was walking up to the counter, pondering the label “extra dry”, thought about asking the black clerk what it meant, then decided against […]
February 19, 2006

Livingston Burgundy

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit neegher this is some damn tasty white.  Get some velveeta and some saltines and you’ll get the chicks mad wet between the hams.