October 31, 2002
hehe ive been to 4 bathrooms today all along union, looking for a hand dryer. Theres this hand dryer that has a huge plate nailed to it with lots of writing. Gonna photoshop out the writing and use the hand dryer in a website. Just gotta find the dryer, just gonna find the dryer, just gotta find the dryer.
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October 29, 2002
I left that Friday for Tremont, half a bottle of wine stolen from a reception at the office the night before, a flask of whiskey, 6 sleeping pills, my digital camera and my backpack full of goodies. The wine was drank before i even got to Jackson, TN. Opening a bottle of wine with your teeth, while flying down the […]
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October 28, 2002
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October 28, 2002
gawd, so i setup this domain for a lady for a quickie website but the nameservers are fucked up. I get on their little live chat thing to ask them how the hell to change the servers over. Please wait for a site operator to respond. Please wait for a site operator to respond. You are now chatting with ‘support’ […]
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October 26, 2002
well, the weekend begins. *thud* Last night was pretty intresting tho. I walk outside around 11pm to let marla pee and i see my neighber and about 4 of his friends. Everyone has a 40, most have hat turned around backwards, bumping rap music from a late model red Firebird. It’s loud. I sit and talk with my neighber’s girlfriend […]
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October 25, 2002
tonight when you’re watching the news, if you happen to see the Honda dealership on Mendenhall in flames, you’ll know it was me. I hate these fuckers with a passion I saved only for people who spam me. So my engine light comes on, had the car 3 months, i’m like “No big deal, thats what warranties are for”. They […]
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October 25, 2002
had a doctor’s appointment at 7:30am…..was going 60 down Park trying to get there in time, get there with a minute to spare…. i walk in, get put in a little room and this nurse comes into the room all cheery and happy. First thing she says she’s gonna do is take some blood. She rolls up my sleeve to […]
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