October 4, 2002
h0lly justAphase: how do i order a crackhore shirt ? scoutmastertoad: hmm scoutmastertoad: you come to memphis scoutmastertoad: and give me money scoutmastertoad: and i go into a closet and pull one out scoutmastertoad: hehe scoutmastertoad: it’s like old scohol e-commerce
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October 4, 2002
hey toad, why are you depressed? MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE That Elvis called Memphis home didn’t help it in our survey — the city ranks below average in most categories “SELF’s” experts deemed important. Violent crimes and rapes occur at close to double our survey’s average rate. Memphis-area women have sky high rates of sexually transmitted diseases and rank in the bottom […]
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October 3, 2002
gawd, went from the full moon club at 11:30 last night to Tunica for some gambling fun. After last week’s stripclub fiasaco, i guess it seemed right to do something just as morally corrupt. man, if you’ve never been to a casino while really high you gotta. All those dancing lights and bright colored floors. People running around, winning, losing, […]
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October 2, 2002
gawwwwdddd…waking up at 7am…still drunk….still fucked up from the 3 sleeping pills i ate while drinking…..those were probably a bad idea…feel kinda dizzy, hands shaking….i can’t really tell if i’m still drunk, still luded from the pills or just plain tired…. it’s weird when you wake up, realize you have a lot of shit to do, then realize that 90% […]
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October 2, 2002
2 bottles of wine, 3 sleeping pills….i had the 3rd sleeping pill crushed up, the dollar rolled up…then i was like “hmm, probably shouldn’t snort this, better eat it and wash it down with wine instead” conceterina, conceterina, lalalallaa
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October 1, 2002
god, this is so horrible….im only gonna have one more glass and if it doesn’t start tasting better then i’m…gonna have one more glassand go to bed…i hate that
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October 1, 2002
wheee “i’ll just have one glass”…. god, a word of warning for those crackhore.com wine drinkers out there. Judge a bottle by it’s cover. I just opened a bottle of “Rabbit Ridge” wine. I didn’t notice the words “tuscan style red wine” in small words towards the bottom. I guess i saw the cute rabbit on the label, saw “red […]
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