March 2003

March 31, 2003

mmmm computers

mmmm monday morning, back in front of the computers where my frail body belongs….i helped brandon move this weekend and got a real wakeup call at how much exercise needs to be a regular part of my life again…. the futon was heavy…the bookcases were pretty heavy…the speaker was heavy too…the fish tank was the best part tho. We carried […]
March 30, 2003

please buy a shirt or a sticker :(

i have so many fucking shirts and stickers. I need more orders. come on. it’s a shirt that says CRACKHORE.COM on it. Big black letters. The people that i’ve given them to msg me and tell me how fucked up it is to wear it. come on. please. if you don’t do it for the shirt, do it for me.
March 30, 2003

thats a lot of money

i got a email from jeffrey zeldman today about how much he would charge at a design conference im thinking about throwing together. He wants a lot more then i have. It’s a pretty big sum of money and i keep wondering, what am i gonna get out of it. Will you dance, do you know any songs? If i […]
March 29, 2003

uh oh

uh oh…woke up with ian saying “my flight gets in 8 hours, don’t get high and forget”. I ask him if i can get high and remember. He doesn’t think it’s funny. What is funny is that i have 8 hours to clean the entire apartment. It looks like my downtown office exploded in the living room with all the […]
March 27, 2003

crackhore.com – this redesign i was drunk!@$#$

SCOUTmasterTOAD: i made them listen to the headbustaz on the way to the airport to give them one last taste of Memphis before they got on the plane SCOUTmasterTOAD: after i die in a few weeks my parents are going to sell my site to alcoholic’s anonymous and they’ll package it in some book
March 27, 2003

little faggot toad

all work and no play makes toad a dull boy all work and no play makes toad a dull boy all work and no play makes toad a dull boy all work and no play makes toad a dull boy all work and no play makes toad a dull boy all work and no play makes toad a dull boy […]
March 27, 2003

alcohol: makes me feel okay again

hmm i think last night was the first time i drove to pick a girl up for the exclusive reason to go out drinking…goddamn computers…why do i feel awkward about calling girls on the phone…never talking to them on aim…then meeting them again….goddamn computers….thank god for alcohol….
March 27, 2003

dating tip #52352362

man i need to write a fucking book on how to not date girls. I met this girl 2 times randomly at different bars and finally got her number. I call her last night and tell her me and a few friends. I hate calling girls, used to the comfortable interface of aim, but she actually remembers who i am […]
March 27, 2003

shine your heavily body tonight!

miami update in the bitter ranting section…think i left out a few minor funny things but that happens when you spend 6 days drinking….