March 2003

March 26, 2003

My Miami Trip

It takes him a bit to convince me he's not kidding and i say screw it, i need a vacation and i don't need friends to have a good time. Just alcohol. I've done this before, getting on a plane and going to a random city, not knowing a single soul there, with just my skates, flask and the desire […]
March 26, 2003

the show must go on

welp, back from florida…my cable modem is still down so im updating from the office….i hate timewarner with a undying passion…..i told a tech today on the phone that if i my cable modem isn’t up by tommorow not to bother fix it because dead people have no use for internet access….. my florida trip was umm…..well, the update is […]
March 17, 2003

hmm

i leave for miami tommorow. If you live in miami and would like drink/kill/have dinner with me, please email or msg me 🙂 It’s gonna be a really intresting trip because i had bought the tickets without my friend saying he was going for sure. So now i have some tickets and i feel like i need a vacation anyway […]
March 16, 2003

Sure, I'll drive..

Nate, my good, good buddy, asked if i would drive him a hour and a half to Little Rock to play a show. He says he's headling, i tell him i'm down and i invite a friend of mine alex along with us. Before you get cock deep in this update, let me give you a little character development. Alex […]
March 16, 2003

Word is made flesh as God reveals himself… as a fish

Many believe the carp was channelling the troubled soul of a revered community elder who recently died; others say it was God. If, in anyone’s mind, that there is a “god”, do you think for one fucking second, that after the burning bush, the ark of the fucking covenant, that god would start talking through a fucking……… No, not letting […]
March 16, 2003

i’m not gay update #5234262352342

i left this girl’s house tonight. I showed up at her house, drunk from a day of umm, god i need to update about the little rock drive, anyway, not important. I show up with a tall boy of….shudder….Icehouse and we sit in her apartment and talk. now i have a problem. When i get that first sip, that absolute […]
March 16, 2003

Dr Dre fixed my cable modem

cuz i don’t care, anymore, nothing can stop me now cuz i don’t care. i don’t think i wrote about this but i definetely made a mental note to. Glad im doing it now. Tuesday Timewarner came out to fix my fucking cable modem. My internet has been the equalivant of a retarded kid dragging himself across a street by […]
March 14, 2003

lol

stolen tiara: Go to google, enter as your search term “French military victories” without the quotes. Click the I’m Feeling Lucky button. Enjoy.
March 14, 2003

msg me

got hired to be a bodyguard in little rock tonight if you’re cute and live in little rock msg me update available tommorow 😉