March 2003

March 14, 2003

and the worms ate into his brain

hmm was driving home from bar last night thinking about the 5 different kinds of drugs and alcohol flowing through body at the current moment… should go get a drug test, print out the results and hang them on the fridge
March 14, 2003

last night ruled, today sucks

hmm i awake at 10pm…the usual time….last night i went to darlene’s birthday party at Jim’s Place…the nicest resturant in probably all of memphis…..if you’ve been there then start building the mental image now. toad and ian roll up in the usual fashion, we sit down, start drinking again, our hangovers go away and replaced by something so much more […]
March 13, 2003

courtesy of 155 lombardy street

pop quiz hot shot, you’re cable modem is proper fucked and you have 2 websites that have to be uploaded in the next 10 minutes. shoot the hostage! my hungover, tired and all around pissed off self, copies the files to the laptop, grabs sek’s attenna and get in the car. I drive around until i find a open network, […]
March 12, 2003

auto updating

i love how my site auto updates when i’m drunk. i wake up the next morning to have someone mention something i wrote last night….
March 12, 2003

cops

i’ve been to therapists before, and i’ve talked about my problems with life. We know i have them. We have a dozen of them, ranging from aim to alcohol. I’ve talked about this paranoia that i’ve developed and they havnt’ really gave me anything worth working with. See, i have dreams. I have dreams, in several different scenarios, where police […]
March 11, 2003

must..rehydrate…poor….body…

ugh regretting that bottle of wine at 11am yesterday….thinking about going back to bed…tuesday may not happen today…
March 10, 2003

another 201 poplar update

i always feel a urge to update after going to court to pay speeding tickets…it’s almost worth the court costs just to be able to stand in line and force everyone around me to talk to me….after 20 minutes in any line in the south you’re gonna start having a conversation…it’s inevitable… i woke up around 7:45 this morning…a ex […]
March 10, 2003

black as all you motherfuckers

lalalalala *turns up tori* right on, you get closer, and closer……….. lalala called my name theres no one here…lalala boys on my left side, boys on my right and your not here……….. lalalalallaa court in 7 hours……wheeeeeeeeee
March 10, 2003

i am a local celeberity, can i buy you a drink?

Ian told me today, at 6pm, when we were both awake, that “Meathead”, a HUGE black man of height that i can’t even begin to describe in simple text. Sometimes he sneaks up behind me at the bar and just stands behind me until i turn around to face his stomach. Then he picks me up a little and we […]