February 2004

February 29, 2004

tom's out of control party.

February 29, 2004

zoo

went to the zoo today with valerie, tiffany and ryan. i ate a piece of pizza, a 24 hour release xanax and a natural light before we leave. zoo’s kinda depress me honestly. every since my “trip” to the aquarium in new orleans, i now feel pity for all these poor animals, pacing back and forth like i do when […]
February 29, 2004

vase sightings

we’re vases…honest found these at the burlington coat factory. yeah.
February 26, 2004

so this is how it begins

mix vodka and cranberry into mason jar get in shower put towel on curtain rod directly above drink towel falls off curtain rod, knocking my drink over and soaking my clean towel with the fluids i wanted to soak my body with. i say outloud to myself “so this is how it begins” i pick up towel, drink rest of […]
February 26, 2004

wake up, pour drink

wake up, pour drink, eat blue football, pour drink.
February 25, 2004

hate when i open the window and forgot what i was updating about

hi
February 24, 2004

ain’t nothin to fuck wit

god this weekend was so hardcore. going to upload pics. as soon as i upload the new orleans pics. website is getting very very behind. thats why i’d like to announce that i’ve hired a employee for crackhore. when i die this site will be a perfectly organized archive of what i was. a gravestone with gifs. when the website’s […]
February 20, 2004

new orleans with alex

Okay, i went to voodoofest 2003 in new orleans. All the rest of you peons that weren't there can fucking suck it. Cuz i was. Keep reading cuz im still typing. Typing it within 2 hours and 2 forties within being in town so it's deluxe fresh. The problem with my site sometimes is where to begin….do i start where […]
February 19, 2004

worth noting

you couldn’t tell but i make money by making websites. i make them, talk to them over the phone or meet them at their office. they don’t know im insane. sometimes i get pushed into letting toad slip into michael. today was a good example. i had a client that thought i was still located downtown, where i used to […]