August 2004

August 31, 2004

holy shit omfg wtf pink floyd money for wishes

wow holy omfg wtf. Brad and are chilling in the study and i put on Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Hear. In the beginning, it has the guitar riffs before “remember when you were long”. After it goes on for a second he’s like “wait a second, i thought you were listening to beginning of Dire Strait’s Money For Nothing. […]
August 30, 2004

the death of another weekend

yup, sunday night, 1am. the weekend is over. we are all cast back into the monday through friday slave labor which funds our weekends and sustains our weekdays. win. i’d like to take a moment to tell everyone about how much i love jug wine. for $12 you have a huge jug of just pure happiness. serious not playing around […]
August 29, 2004

retard porn party and anal exstavaganva beer fart incident

so two migets are playing checkers in the nude and one miget says to the other midgets crown me after a magnificente move crown me so the other midget slaps the other with his giant cock other midget says hey what the fuck you know midgets dont crown very well migets have huuuuge heads and mom is not doing that […]
August 28, 2004

A Public Service to all of Crackhore’s White readers. Part 2

More myths exposed. Spaghetti. Here in the south, it may surprise some of you to know, that white people …do not view spaghetti as a side dish…but they…”gasp”, eat it as a meal it’ self! This is true, in fact i never thought it odd before, but now , I must admit that it is true. You’ll actually eat fried […]
August 28, 2004

A Public Service to all of Crackhore’s White readers. Part 2

More myths exposed. Spaghetti. Here in the south, it may surprise some of you to know, that white people …do not view spaghetti as a side dish…but they…”gasp”, eat it as a meal it’ self! This is true, in fact i never thought it odd before, but now , I must admit that it is true. You’ll actually eat fried […]
August 27, 2004

Why black people do not like Batman

Batman….the superhero..comic book guy, is not the hero we have been lead to believe… No sir, in fact, a resonable person with just a casual glace over the material and see what i see. That Batman…is a sex offender. O.K…let us look at the facts. Bruce Wayne. young , good looking rich guy, fights crime with youthful ward, to avenge […]
August 25, 2004

i hate my life and i want to die

has been the title of every update for as long as i can remember. it’s weird how i preplan for depression tho. for example, getting new tags costs like $70 something after all the bullshit tacked on to it. I will either write a check or, if available, put it on a credit card, i will DEFINETELY not pay it […]
August 25, 2004

i hate my life and i want to die

has been the title of every update for as long as i can remember. it’s weird how i preplan for depression tho. for example, getting new tags costs like $70 something after all the bullshit tacked on to it. I will either write a check or, if available, put it on a credit card, i will DEFINETELY not pay it […]
August 24, 2004

A public service to all of Crackhore’s white readers

I found it odd , last week while talking to Toad, that by virture of him being white, that there were certain theories..ideas…urban myths, that he was unaware of. So in the spirit of racial harmony, I will explain. MYTH A once popular theory in the culture of my people, is that church”s fried chicken, is in fact a fully […]