September 2004

September 30, 2004

back into the desert with drunk Moses looking for the promised server

welp, im moving my site from BlueGenesis. They currently host crackhore and all my work sites. They won’t be by the end of the week. They suck. I’e never in my life had this much trouble getting to tier 2. I’m stuck talking to some moron who doesn’t want to go to the effort of helping me. Friday afternoon, my […]
September 29, 2004

Local Autozone Customers More Helpful Then Employees

In the never ending adventure of keeping my car street legal, i head over to Autozone again. Last Autozone adventure i didn’t get any real help with my tail lights since the only woman there was a black woman who didn’t seem to want to help or know anything about cars. I go to another Autozone and stand in line […]
September 25, 2004

wtf omg rock star lolz

when did the status of webdesigner get elevated to rock star. i get pulled over tonight in my redneck mobile, on the way home from my parent’s house, on walnut grove. my car has the magic ability to lose the “tail lights”. We’re cruising at exactly the speed limit, Brass Monkey blaring on the radio and bam, blue lights. i […]
September 23, 2004

living la vida freelance

god, i am so about to be working at Subway if shit continues the way it does. I do some website work for my project manager, roughly 5 months ago. $600, not a lot of money but still will buy lots of wine, drugs and rent. I call him a few weeks ago, ask about the check. He says the […]
September 22, 2004

fragile minds….

last night before i went to sleep, i remembered that valerie wanted to see Shaun of the Dead this weekend. Just a small mental note, no planning, no contemplating, just remembered. I fall asleep and bam, i am trapped in a zombie nightmare. Now i have zombie dreams/nightmares pretty often, not really often enough since i really enjoy them. My […]
September 20, 2004

A Public Service to all of Crackhore’s white reader’s part three

This image is exciting to some, but the true fact is there is a reason Micheal Knight is white….because a black man would never be allowed to drive that fast. The cops would wonder.”What’s that boy running from?….oh well let’s lynch um, Jethro.” Case in point is the matter of Mr. Sek..last night. Sek comes by and explains that he […]
September 16, 2004

sexy blueeez

last night was the first night in 4 nights i hadn’t taken any bluez. i finally passed out at 6:30am with Return To Oz playing. wonderful dreams. brad woke me up at 8 to take him downtown to see his lawyer, then to pay a fine at 201 poplar. i always end up updating when i go down to the […]
September 13, 2004

every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end

it’s weird driving past parts of Poplar you’ve wrecked previous cars on in your new car. seeing the broken glass at the telephone pole that almost ended all the pain of living. well it’s monday again. a long weekend of doing absolutely nothing, watching dvds and drinking. now im at the office, hands shaking, wondering how long it will take […]
September 8, 2004

this is what you get

to all the millions out in florida without power, suck it. this is your sentence, you all deserve what you’re getting. You guys may recall a little election problem we had 4 years ago with your state. We’re not letting it happen again. I have already launched Frances and his 2 friends to make sure this whole “miscount” thing isn’t […]