February 2006

February 24, 2006

web fucking jesus

Yesterday was kinda fucked up, like truely a good day in what will soon be my short and lonely life. Started drinking Pabst at the deli at 11am with Levi who just got back from Iraq. Played i dunno how many games of pool, drank a lot, talked about everything from body armor to female Islamic snipers. Ive been kind […]
February 22, 2006

i really don’t want a funeral

Ive been thinking about it tonight and i don’t want a funeral or viewing. Burn me up or feed me something. I don’t want you assholes looking at me saying “he could have done so much” or “god i should have never fucked him”.  Another thing is it’s expensive to travel.  It’s kinda pointless to come “visit” toad if i’m […]
February 22, 2006

i really don’t want a funeral

Ive been thinking about it tonight and i don’t want a funeral or viewing. Burn me up or feed me to something. I don’t want you assholes looking at me saying “he could have done so much” or “god i should have never fucked him”. Thats all a funeral, just a hating session. If i died then i screwed up […]
February 22, 2006

Carib, Grenadian for Beer!

Tired of that same old domestic brew, even though it’s cheap?  Well, these guys aren’t!  Centered in the heart of Grenada, West Indies(or is it the Southern most point, stupid alcohol), Carib is brewed from only the finest local products (well, finest is pretty relative here).  At only $3 EC a bottle (that’s about $1 USD for all you math […]
February 22, 2006

go daddy refund hosting

i called to get a $3.50 refund from godaddy today. told the guy that was 3 pabst i wasn’t going to let them have. i doubt they even have pabst in canada where he’s located.
February 21, 2006

hmm

i know i should be writing something to make me feel better but i don’t even know what to put this under. Last night i went to the deli to see my friend Levi who had just gotte back from the Army. I walked up, got lost, realized i left my wallet, they kept asking if i was okay…..totally smashed […]
February 21, 2006

CRACKHORE!!!!!

Gawd, i can’t believe i’ve actually made progress in fixing this site. The next step is getting the images sections happy.
February 19, 2006

Livingston Burgundy

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit neegher this is some damn tasty white.  Get some velveeta and some saltines and you’ll get the chicks mad wet between the hams.
February 18, 2006

snowed in Memphis last night

So it’s freezing cold here, literally. Woke up this afternoon to my wonderful little ghetto city covered in a dangerous white substance. We went to Wal*Mart last night which a fun experience. I love looking into the eyes of the poor housewives, stocking up on water, totally terrified that the civilization that she knows and loves could come tumbling down because […]