Rule #1: do not update about things you have done which may anger your girlfriend without calling her first. Okay, yesterday Swede pasted me a forum post from disco productions, a forum in new orleans for "electronic music parties", etc.  A girl in new orleans who is working for voodoofest, which was in new orleans and will now be in […]

yeah so. just in case you don’t know.  listening to portishead for 2-3 days in a row will cause suicide. i don’t really consider myself a expert on music or depression.  i have my reasons why i’m sad but whatever.  just saying, this is some dark shit.  my resume of depressing music goes back pretty far.  *slides paper over*

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I was slamming this goat the other day while my asian girlfriend pored eels into my ass and….

Okay i gotta be careful telling this story because i can’t let crackhore ruin this.  My neighber has roots in the black baptist church community.  He knows i make websites.  He has my cards, which made their way to a pastor. Long story short, i host a black baptist church.  I keep harping on the fact that it’s a black […]

i want to give a official shoutout to Mike and Rick at the Mapco  on Poplar.  These 2 guys are my homies whether they like it or not because i buy beer at least once a day. They fucking own own.  I literally go out of my way to go visit them.  Mike, who pretends not to really like me, first got my attention […]

i don’t care