My life of lies has paid off and the new landlord wants us to sign a lease friday. I will soon be free of this terrible mistake. My CRX is at the shop, should be done this week. Finally the fuckups of 2005 will be washed away in the joy of 2006. This is like the 10th move i’ve made […]

i got the chassis and engine of my next car. 1989 Honda CRX, the car i’ve always wanted, and now it’s mine. i rule my apartment situation has really crossed a new line. They have this dog, that barks, every fucking morning. I lay in bed, eyes wide open, like wondering if any of the lawyers who’s site i host, […]

i have developed a serious complex about living…anywhere. I seem to move from one terrible living situation to another. This is up there. I’m going to live off hotdogs and ramen for the rest of january. I’m going to apply for a new lease at a new apartment friday but i doubt this will go off without a hitch. fuck […]

Someday, when i get rich, i want to visit one of Pfizer’s factories. I wonder if they give tours. Just imagine it, a conveyor belt with unisom, pouring into a huge swimming pool of um. I would pick one fresh off the line, i bet it tastes different. I think i should take a few more and look for a […]

I made my girlfriend try out her new waffle iron this morning. Syrup, butter, everything. Can’t remember the last time i even had a waffle. We went and looked at places to move this afternoon. It’s kinda depressing looking at these townhouses with pools for $100 more then im paying a month. I still can’t wait to call my landlord […]

i am such a fucking asshole so a few days ago i see a car pull into the driveway of my duplex. and when i say my, i mean, i’ve been living here, in this roach infested, drafty, poorly wired shit hole, for 2-3 months without anyone living in the other part of the house. He looks like a nice […]

went to the mall new years eve with merritt and valerie to buy my poor girlfriend her xmas present(5 days late?). the mall is so great… alot of people hate the mall but seeing so many people and what they think is “cute mall clothes” is pretty priceless. It’s like a zoo, just point and whisper and wonder what it’s […]

there was a woman reading tarot cards at a bar we went to tonight. I really had no intrest in at first, it’s too much like religion…..cards that tell you the future, sure, people believe crazier shit and they blow themselves up, i’m not giving her money and jesus doesn’t make me feel guilty for having sex. it’s too ironic […]

i can see the end coming and i feel bad for everyone who loves me.