i’m going to start a company that takes a dead person’s blog and organizes it into a easy to read, searchable, library of crap. i’m just terrified i’m going to die and no one is going to “finish” this broken and fragmented site. We’ll call it Re-Blog. We’ll need some good database people and some marketing cash but i got […]

I’ve moved into my new apartment but im starting to wonder if i didn’t make a huge mistake. The landlord situation seems like it could blow up in my face at any second. There is part of me that just wants to make her go through all the trouble of getting us evicted, cuz i really don’t feel like moving […]

I watched The Shield. Because i have more faith in the fictional character, Vic Mackey, to do the right thing, then i do our president. I believe Vick will protect us from dangers domestic and foreign. Vick protects his family, It’s great reading the transcript of Bush’s speech tonight because he keeps talking about all these things that suck about […]

I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER DAY OF WEBDESIGN!!! YAH YAH! YAH! lalalalalalala Wow what a fucking day. I wake up to my landlord ringing my door bell. She asks if valerie or i smoke pot. She says one of the other tennants in the building smelled something like pot. Great. Now if anyone smells anything weird, she goes straight […]

Valerie and i went to walmart and target today to pick up some food and such for the new apartment. Whenever i get out in public with Valerie, i tend to go to extreme lengths to try to embarass her. I have no idea why i’m so entertained by her embarassment but i have this insatiable urge to draw attention […]

mmmmmmm nothing like that feeling of plugging in the last computer and having your new apartment completely setup. Movers came at the crack of dawn this morning and 12 hours later all of my crap is resetup backup. I left my old apartment a complete mess. Food all over the place, trash everywhere, was great. Fucking bitch gets what she […]

Last night after we came home from drinking at my friend Peter’s house, valerie gave me the best present a girlfriend can give me. I laid down in the bathtub and she peed on me. And it was great.

i’m going to sneak into a showing of brokeback mountain, run in front of the screen, shoot myself in the head after reading this update to the audience. look i don’t hate gay people, i really don’t. I don’t hate jews or blacks either. I just can’t stand marketing. I can picture a room full of fat white business suits, […]

My dad gave me his ipod last week. Allen said he’d block me if i turned it on. My original plan was to give it to valerie for her birthday. She told me she doesn’t want it. Not sure if she just wants me to get her a different present, or if she just doesn’t want something my dad gave […]