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Tonight im hitting the streets with the rest of the crew to spread the word about White Night at Club Premiere. Now most people think if the Premiere as a black only club. Thats why we’re going out armed with VIP passes and flyers to promote, what they called “white night”. This is going to be so amazing. I can’t […]

you will be hungover tommorow… i predict it…. can’t even start to decide where to start this update…do i start at 2pm when i started drinking? do i start when i’m at the bar talking about trading beers for oral sex… do i start where im eating hot wings and watching backdraft at alex’s…. meeting 8 hours…quit updating your site […]

hmm it’s been a few months but it’s time to get that karoke bug out of my system. It’s been building up for a while and i better let it loose before it gets really bad. As i dig through f:mp3sgay looking for the proper sing to sing this evening, hearing ian reply “wtf” to just about everything i select, […]

god, minutes after i updated about how shitty i feel, the power goes out. claudia, the smart little girl she is, boots up without stimulation. armand however, requires much more. my friend says he can score me a power supply for free guess we’ll see tommorow….. i havn’t shaved, showered or ate in the last 48 hour….body will shut down […]

hmm yesterday i did the ole “skip breakfast, eat lunch and replace dinner with alcohol” thing that i tend to usually save just for the weekends. usually i cram at least 2 meals into my poor, malnurnished, hungover body but last night it just didn’t happen. after consuming even more*shudder* drugs and alcohol, i go to bed. fast forward to […]

went to kroger today…bought a 40 of icehouse, some hair dye, 2 bags of shivered almonds and some yogurt. lady at the register was like “someone is having a fun evening”. After i handed her my gestapo kroger plus card, i told her that it was going to be a fun afternoon. and it has…

i decided i don’t need a girlfriend. i got one the second i adopted marla from the pound. marla has taken on just about all the aspects of girlfriends ive had in the past. tonight marla and i showed up at john’s house for some beer and Oz. Marla runs around, eats their dog’s food, drinks there water, takes one […]

cuz he is too drunk to see the screen. Ugh everyone who asks me about this weekend just gets a sentence or two about seeing a bunch of teenagers naked and not having sex with any of them. like i can’t even start to describe the weirdness of last night. the ninja skillz of this morning, sneaking into her bedroom […]

hmm going to a party with a bunch of underage girls ian said im kicking it R Kelly style. can’t decide if i should bring camera or not