Scoutmastertoad

hmmm 2 speeding tickets in 2 days…$60 x 2 = $120….both times pulled over within a block of where 2 people were killed in a drive by shooting….each time i almost get shot by the cop pulling me over because i have to open my door(since my window won’t roll down thanks to someone trying to steal my stereo). If […]

There will often be a loud “crack” followed by severe pain, severe bruising and possible swelling.

god, need to just stop talking to people in real life all together. i’m sitting at the arcade downtown, eating my chicken salad, no dressing, scribbling in a notebook. my waitresses says “okay, i’m gonna be nosey, whatcha working on?”. i could have said a billion other things but i blurt out “crackhore.com” She goes “oh umm” and i start […]

hehe so im sitting at my computer, jamming to some shoutcast.com, reading k10k.net, like i do every morning at work and i hear a knock. a well dressed black woman is in my doorway and asks where the former occupant of my office is. I tell her i think their downstairs, we both smile at each other and she leaves. […]

got back in town early this morning….never went to bed last night so everything is a bit fuzzy….pictures and update will come later…having some problems putting the whole trip in chronological order since i started almost everyday with some form of alcohol…

i woke up at around noon today, covered in a blue sleeping bag, curled up on the couch with my sweatshirt as a pillow. I hear Lana walk in, talk of gatorade and suddenly a Blue Raspberry bottle of gatorade is shoved into my little cave of hungoverness. I open the bottle, pealing off the protective covers and put it […]

last night jeff, lana and i walked to a noise show in philly. We don’t really have shows like that in memphis so after a few forties it was really great. I snuck in a McDonalds cup full of whiskey so towards the end of the show jeff and i were moshing while everyone else stood around watching. fucking ruled. […]

wow heh if popluation density had a zip code, new york would be umm several of them….i spent about 8 hours wandering around new york in a hangover haze, trying to see as much of the city as possible….this is just a mention, the plane ride back will be the whiskey filled total update…hopei live that long…

toad: what time do they start selling beer here? jeff: start selling beer? toad: yeah for tommorow morning