Scoutmastertoad

that was so awesome@#$@# ive been trying to teach marla how to close the backdoor on command. This way i can let her out, leave the door kinda cracked, she can push the door open and come in. But when it’s fucking 20 degrees outside and your freezing your ass off cuz you can’t get up from your game cuz […]

hmmm this is how a lot of my dates go….i go over to house, she cooks, we drink, i’m charming, she falls asleep, i finish the rest of the bottle of wine while she’s asleep in her bed. i load up the java aim, download 2-3 mp3s to listen to while finishing the wine, talk on aim, update my site […]

The daytime, non-drowsy, congested-stuffy head, sore throat, coughing, aching fever so you can get through the website medicine.

ian: don’t you think you should stop smoking while sick? toad: yeah i think theres a lot of things i should stop doing while sick

No matter how formidable people may be in real life, the moment they try to mess with ScoutMasterToad, they are sure to get the horns.

Almost got in a car wreck on the way home today cuz i was busying staring at a girl in a honda with a Nirvana and Pink Floyd sticker on her bumper. Any girl that’s into that has to be cool right? I memorized her face so next time i see her i’ll be able to have a really errie […]

A little part of my day is always occupied with some sublime directory with the latest in amaetur, good ole fashioned internet pr0n. It's great, no matter how my day has been, i can always look forward to seeing some new naked girls. Since this is something i don't really need to do everyday, i then start to think of […]

i can’t stand that ozzy is doing fucking pepsi commercials…it’s not like you weren’t already filthy fucking rich from your music and then you get this MTV thing but now you’re sucking on the same dick that brittany had just wrapped her little lips around. and don’t get me started about your ugly ass no talented daughter and your fat […]

those words echoed through my poor hungover body at 12:30 this morning……fucking ian, this is all his fault…..after watching a especially bloody episode of Oz and 3 glasses of wine later, im at Old School Sunday, the only white person there who isn’t working there….. i remember at one point Andy the bartender looked me square in the eyes after […]