Scoutmastertoad

I have no idea who's ass that is, if you know please mail me.

The owner thought i was a little strange for taking a picture of it and laughing out loud but he can go fuck himself. Check this shit out.

Technology at work: Toad putting in a tracking number at UPS.com to see that his camera battery is OUT FOR DELIVERY. He instantly turns down the Tori, gets up to see if the UPS man left him a note on the door. From past experiences he learned he cannot hear anyone knock on the door with music playing, so he […]

For example, yesterday i learned that it is a bad idea to shave after wake and baking. Stupid one hitter. Stupid Mach 3…. Then this morning, all hungover and hungry from the night before, i wake up and remember i have to put a car up on ebay. I’m setting up the pictures, etc and i accidently include the bloody […]

The hroe camera and all it’s goodness pictureness is in wes’s bravadaoa in neils parking lot. It was we’s 21st birthday. It brougbt back a lot of mem0ries cuz it’s a diferent life af ter 21. Cuz like yeah. I drank a lot of beer, stumbled around asking for a ride home and found one. This update is a total […]

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Then Chad brings over a bottle of 1996 Zindfandel. Down goes the free sandwich from last night and down goes the Darvocet. Then down goes the wine. I’m gonna lose mad games of warcraft tonight 🙁

After that, i gotta jump into the movies. I’m gonna follow Will’s style and just take some small parts before i get my first break. Just like Will did with Bad Boys with Martin Lawrence. Thats the movie where i’ll help out on the soundtrack. Then from that comes the music video. Then i will be, the white, Will Smith. […]