Scoutmastertoad

They talk in rehab about how one day you realize that this is it, you’ve hit the bottom. You cannot get any worse then this. Everything has been leading you up to this one lowest moment of your life. I’ve thought i’ve been there, i really thought i had. Like this is it, it’s never going to be worse then […]

So it’s 9:48pm and it’s time for peter and i to eat lunch. I tell Allen that im about to eat a peanut butter and jelly(with bannanas) sandwich. He sends me http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html I walk into the kitchen with this blaring, doing the exact dance the little bananna is doing, dancing around singing along while making my sandwich. It plays and […]

Im standing outside in my backyard around 9pm, decked out in hawaiian and camo(like i even had to say it), peeing next to marla, who is also peeing. If any artists are reading this site, i will pay $50 if you can make me a nice painting of this. Thanks in advance.

Update from Levi: Well… I almost died yesterday. I was riding down the road on the way back to our base and taking a sip of my delightfully diluted gatoraide when I heard a loud explosion followed by a shock wave… or the other way around (it all happened fast as shit). Earlier in the day one of our trucks […]

So i went to the house party last night. Lots of dj’s, kegs of sam adams and coors, lot sof gangstas passing blunts, etc. I meet this girl named Marla. I’m like “holy shit, you’re name is really Marla?”.  I talk to her a bit but the urge to tell her about my Marla finally takes hold. So the whole […]

okay now merritt has made me a new picture.  After this last one, i realized need to take the gloves off. i am the photoshop ninja, she’s won the battle but toad is about to win the war. *opens beer.

okay here’s my memorial day weekend and it’s only monday 5:51 am……i went to a really strange house party….like really nice house….full of people i don’t know…..i know rod and josh and if you know they are then we’ll you know kinda weird and strange this is. We come back to Rod’s house which is next to the house party […]

andyboy confessed to me tonight about his new fondness for gardening. i congratulate him on his honestly. It takes a lot of guts to come out of the closet after all these years.