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So the other night i went out to eat with Wes. He was showing me his new Ipod, telling me how great it was, etc. I came home all drunk, loaded up apple.com and bought one. I guess i’m bi now. I feel a lot better now that i’ve talked about it. I feel like such a hypocrite tho. Don’t […]

I’ve been decorating my cube more heavily lately. Since i spend more time there then i do my apartment, i figure it should look as much like my apartment as possible. Note the palm tree rug, stolen signs and beef jerky.

It’s weird when i look at it now. Ive freelanced for 6-7 years now, no paycheck, no office, no security, no idea what im going to do tomorrow, no idea where rent is coming from, etc. Now that i have a semi sturdy contract, all i do is fear the termination of my contract and scared of the comfortable life […]

So the other night my neighbors had a little party. All the neighbors from the street came over and ate bbq, drank to excess, hung out, stole things from the grocery store, etc. The girl across the street, who’s name i cannot recall except it starts with a J and has a X in it, has not learned the value […]

So Andy Boy calls me and asks for my address because he’s going to send me a article of clothing. He says i absolutely must post a picture of me wearing it on the site. He’s a little buzzed and accidently slips that it’s velvet. This oughta be good. I guess if you want a good update you gotta break […]

So ive been trying to make my cubicle more like home since im basically spending more time there then my apartment. I started by putting up a few stolen signs, which god knows i have a lot. Then it occurred to me that some of my bosses might find this offensive. Even tho i have never said these signs were […]

You know i probably need some hobbies or something when a shower curtain is my big update of the week. Good find, josh. Ive been pretty much sticking to my routine of work and absolutely nothing else. I worked saturday by myself which was great. Walking around the office without socks or shoes, shirt totally unbuttoned. Ruled, i need to […]