Scoutmastertoad

i’ve been trying recently to find a copy of the rebirth of cool by portishead, anyone? you know the aim name 😀 not that more portishead is something i need more of…

10 months left and i think it’s time to flee again….memphis, new orleans…i think atlanta is next, just finish up the south before i’m 30 then go north east and burn every bridge i can find there, die in the early 40’s, fin

my limitless potential. i got accepted into something lately…a group of people that do things…anyway, they have a stage where they come to your business, which i don’t really have since everyone who works with me works from wherever they can get internet access…me and jackie were gonna go out to his office but he didn’t respond to our calls […]

Three Charged in brawl outside of neils

i’m at a bar i frequent right now. i’m sitting here with a guy i’m building a site for, having a beer.  i’m clicking through hotornot and some stranger behind me says “you’re looking at hotornot?” i turn around laughing and say I HAVE MET A LOT OF QUALITY WOMEN OFF HOTORNOT, DON’T HATE MAN. and i have. and i […]

I GOT A BAD BAD BAD FEELING, MY TOADY DON’T UPDATE HERE NO MORE!!!@#$@#$@# god it’s getting later and later…i’m pretty much sober from my evening, almost want to walk to ms maes for a few whiskey’s…..that’s the worst and best idea i’ve ever had….i mean i don’t have anything i have to do tomorrow…i have $3, i could have […]

i’m fucking sick…i had 3 aim windows helping me stalk this web designer from maine…i’m just gonna come clean with her monday and say “hey, look, i’m attracted to you, are you on myspace, i need to know if you are married, have kids and weight over 200 lbs” i’m not gonna phrase it like that…or i hope so…. still, […]

female web designers, developers, web hosts, all of it…so fucking hot… i’ve got a serious crush on this woman named susan that lives up north and runs a web business very similar to mine.  she isn’t quite as ghetto as me, has a office and doesn’t run her shit out of coffee shops but she was fascinated by my “business […]

a few days ago i apparently bent my debit card to where it’s basically about to snap into two pieces…which it did about 30 minutes ago at Subway. so now i’m debit card that is now in 2 pieces…i walk into a bar i’m a regular at..of course it’s not one of the 3 bartenders that know me very well…i […]