Scoutmastertoad

scoutmastertoad no one talking to me fuck you business day starts in 3 hours and won’t fuck with till then anyway. cept my special people night

THIS MEANS NOT WELCOME

this site is only halfway working right now. it looks all big and tough with it’s new buttons, etc but really it’s a beatup little girl just wanting to be hugged. i know the profiles in the hore army are messed up, the join hore army is messed up, and the Narcotics anonymous quiz is broken. plz msg on aim […]

dunno if the rest of you listen to rap because you don’t live in memphis but rap artists often mention not doing the drug they deal but talking about drinking 40’s, etc. their not straight edge, they just don’t do the drugs they deal. they’re right, don’t do it.

The night before last night my good friend Brad calls and asks if i wanna make $40 to run a little errand which he will use to win the heart of this girl. Only problem is that this errand has to be completed exactly by noon because i will be delievering the flowers to her work….all the way at Wolfchase. […]

all night drug and alcohol binges = not win.

you think, well, ian has plenty of gin/vodka in the apartment bar…he wont mind if you mix one drink…no…ian would want you to make a drink…..no…..no it’s 5am, no more victims tonight….pours glass of water

ian: ***** this is ian toad: EY MANE! HOW MUCH YO PIZZA’S COST? ian: we ain’t go no pizzas man toad: NO MANE, I GOT A PIZZA DERE LAST NIGHT, I NEED A NUTHA ONE. ian: goddamn it toad toad: can i come back up there to drink? ian: no

i don’t care anymore, it’s all going on the site. tonight my friend, we’ll call him kenneth, was telling me about how cops pull pranks on each other. he dosed the seats of some fellow officers with water. imagine some pissed off memphis cops pulling you over, pulling their wet boxer shorts out of their ass, while writing you a […]