Scoutmastertoad

January 24, 2003

yeah i met her from the internet….

so i’m at a meeting today talking to my new client. He’s in his late 20’s, really cool guy, cusses a lot in meetings, definetely my kind of laid back client. His phone rings today during our meeting and he looks at it goes “yeah! got lots of girls calling me today!” and answers it. Hey sexy, what you doing? […]

January 22, 2003

not again…

this is the 2nd night in a row that is ending with jack and cokes….like every morning the lesson of “beer before liquor, never sicker” is beat into my head. well, that just goes to show you that even your own memory or updates can fool you…

January 21, 2003

dead horse in my stomach

been regretting those 2 jack and cokes at 2am this morning all fucking day……

January 20, 2003

crackhore.com – a true disgrace

gawd, spent martin luther king day talking to white people about websites for white people, drinking, listening to rap and talking on aim to more white people. You know they went after King When he spoke out on Vietnam He turned the power to the have-nots And then came the shot yet another memphis has going for it. Only in […]

January 20, 2003

no more aim girls

scoutmastertoad: it’s kinky, trust me haha bjorktress: ain’t NO way any of that’s gonna happen scoutmastertoad: 🙁 bjorktress: you won’t eve have a threesome with us hahahaha bjorktress: you PRUDE scoutmastertoad: 🙁

January 20, 2003

omfg Kareem is fucking dead

holy shit, for those of you who didn’t see Oz last night, Kareem Said got mad owned. He was getting ready to talk to this reporter and he just whips out this hand cannon and puts 2 in Kareem’s chest. After it happened Wes’s phone instantly rang and i said “Someone’s calling to tell you Kareem got shot”. As soon […]

January 19, 2003

crackhore.com – proof that i like chicks, honest

Last night i was talking to my darling friend Jenn and watching a DVD, normal saturday night. I was bitching to Jenn because i was tired of answering the phone and it being for Ian. Seriously, he has girls calling at 11:30am for him. I can count on one hand how many times ive seen ian up before 11:30. The […]

January 18, 2003

happy health hour

god, i’m checking my voicemail after sleeping for 14 hours and i have a voicemail. Sara from Origins in the Oak Court Mall had called to tell me that she had drawn my name out of a fish bowl. Origins is kinda of a expensive soap and bath store, i felt really strange the whole time i was there. I […]

January 17, 2003

let me tell yall what’s in the ghettos of memphis is full of

GD VICE LORDS, KILLA’S, DRUG DEALERS!!