Scoutmastertoad

May 3, 2006

look at me rocking out

i’m on the crackhore with scoutmaster and toad. Yeah so i’m enjoying my single life of sitting at home and drinking. I found out valerie is telling people she broke up with me instead of vice versa. Sounds good, whatever. I know cute little goth girl is having a lot of problems getting laid compared to insane alcoholic webdesigner. Take […]
May 3, 2006

YOU’RE TOO FUCKING NEWB

TOAD You have two hawaiian shirts? Two pair camo pants? One pair black boots? Two pair of pabst? One wireless laptop? Three hundred dollars personal hosting money? Alright. TOAD You’re too fucking newb, llama. And your file sizes are too big. Get the fuck of my porch.
May 2, 2006

WTF

in case you havn’t noticed the new updates…im basically uploading all the misc content over the years and adding it to this system. I’m not changing the dates because i don’t know the dates and i might as well let everyone see some old school shit.
May 2, 2006

magic marker goodness

May 2, 2006

Anne Rice owned

Anne Rice’s security sign, owned on fat tuesday 2001.  
May 2, 2006

young toad and marla

This was so long enough it makes my liver hurt.  
May 2, 2006

Marla Singer

I am a great graphic designer.
May 2, 2006

kind of a long story

So boar pastes me this link to a car forum where they are showing pics of them racing across the country in their super exotic cars. I’m fucked up and decide to start some shit. I ask everyone in the forum if i think this chick in a picture with one of the racers, would fuck me if i didn’t […]
May 2, 2006

too funny not to post

i made this a long time ago when i first started doing karaoke….sigh