Scoutmastertoad

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god this weekend was so hardcore. going to upload pics. as soon as i upload the new orleans pics. website is getting very very behind. thats why i’d like to announce that i’ve hired a employee for crackhore. when i die this site will be a perfectly organized archive of what i was. a gravestone with gifs. when the website’s […]

Okay, i went to voodoofest 2003 in new orleans. All the rest of you peons that weren't there can fucking suck it. Cuz i was. Keep reading cuz im still typing. Typing it within 2 hours and 2 forties within being in town so it's deluxe fresh. The problem with my site sometimes is where to begin….do i start where […]

you couldn’t tell but i make money by making websites. i make them, talk to them over the phone or meet them at their office. they don’t know im insane. sometimes i get pushed into letting toad slip into michael. today was a good example. i had a client that thought i was still located downtown, where i used to […]

gawd my netflix of the first 2 teenage mutant ninja turtles and wild wild west just showed up. going to be a hardcore night tonight.

8pm: eat 2 sleeping pills, drink 2 jack and cokes at blue monkey, discuss politics with bartender, ian and ian’s friend. 9:20pm: go home, call client, say im ready for website. he says call him back in a few 9:45pm: drank 2 natural lights, on phone with client….website is fixed, client is happy, toad is face down on floor. a […]

im talking to steve and i ask what he’s doing tonight. he says he has sort of a “date”, says, sit around, watch movies, drink wine and you know, FIST. HAHHAADSLHKFALKSDF

i got a voicemail from brad today saying andy is getting out of jail and having a party for him. Febuary 17th is his release date. Im going to use his journal right now to apoligize for being such a shitty friend. Andy asked me to send him some cash to buy some cigerettes cuz apparently their really expensive. Now […]

i hate when i forgot what i was going to update about from the walk to the computers. something must have happened today that was important enough to say… okay yeah i got it now. im finally taking medication for my cough/flu/ebola thing that has been going on the pass 2 weeks. The doctor also gave me something called Verum […]