Scoutmastertoad

andrew, who i want to say is the god of all that is steel, just installed my mp3 player and speakers. tornado sirens BLARING, like “wait, what did you say” blaring, he(i watched, tried) installed speakers. of course, my mp3 player from my civic from…what a year ago, doesn’t want to be happy. he ties it to a different fuse […]

Databit: well you are only 25 scoutMASTERtoad: yeah Databit: you have alot of time scoutMASTERtoad: sorta scoutMASTERtoad: i look at it is “i can’t believe i made it to 25” scoutMASTERtoad: i actually have one voice that thinks that i am dead scoutMASTERtoad: and that i died in the last car wreck scoutMASTERtoad: and this has all just been hell […]

oh my fucking god. i just woke up at 2pm, boots still on, camo pants, red and white hawaiian shirt, all of the stuff that goes in my pockets neatly stacked next to my bed. last night there was a Stream/BBS reunion party. LOTS of old friends. I show up, pockets full of koozies and stickers and get hammered. It […]

started out at neils, little bit of food. i was hungover from the night before, rushed to a meeting, went okay, picked up valerie. we started cleaning apartment since we are being “inspected” sunday. i love having neighbers. neighbers = win we head to the P & H. Having a great st patricks day, drinking pitcher beer, getting beat down […]

after the constant harassment of the neighbers, my new plan is to rent a storage unit and put my desk and computers there. the only kink in the plan is im not sure i can get roadrunner to install to a storage unit. i could maybe just get it turned on at the storage unit office and just not tell […]

i gotta stop playing warcraft so fucking much

Channel 5, Bush Protest. I’m the guy with the black Hacker hat on. Screaming into the camera, pointing and yelling. The lady videotaping it had a huge smile on her face so i think she liked what she was getting but i have a bad habit of landing on the cutting room floor. In retrospect i should have said i […]

Gawd, last night after a couple of pitchers ole toad got up on stage. Last night’s song murder was Closer by NIN. If trent reznor had happened to be in memphis and happened to be walking down Madison and saw this, i gurantee you he would have walked inside. First the shock, “oh whoa this is a weird coicidence, then […]

i was very disappointed in the lack of expression as the lady at Target scanned my 3 bottles of generic unisom and beef jerky. A glance up, anything. But nothing. Gonna buy 4 bottles next time i go and see if that’s the magic number for a response. I wonder if someday so many people will be addicted to these […]