Scoutmastertoad

Well, it’s officially thanksgiving and I officially have nothing to be thankfull for. So today the car place that replaced my head gaskets call me and and tell me the car is done. Yay, i can finally get back on with my life, leave my parent’s and go back to my apartment. My mom and sister went to go pick […]

A young man enters the Ford Dealership on Mt Moriah today. He was wearing nothing but a belt of ammo, no pants, no shirt, no socks, wearing his doc martins, the shoelaces trailing behind him like his sanity. A shotgun rests in his arms, hair a mess, stinking of vodka, html and anger. Judgement has come. We all make mistakes. […]

In retrospect, i believe my planned invasion of the rat infested meat factory is going to need some work. I’m not too proud to admit a mistake. I’m not a George Bush supporter tho. So before I invade the rat infested meat factory near my house, i’m going to make sure my troops, which will most likely be just drunk […]

http://www.johnkerry.com/petition/everychild.php I want to thank you personally for what you did in the election — you rewrote the book on grassroots politics, taking control of campaigns away from big donors. No campaign will ever be the same. You moved voters, helped hold George Bush accountable, and countered the attacks from big news organizations such as Fox, Sinclair Broadcasting, and conservative […]

The news is getting really great in Memphis. So apparently, near my house there is a abandoned meat factory i heard about on the news. Place is full of rats. Rats. Big ones. Not those little cute baby ones that you might occasionally see. They didn’t give directions or a address but it’s only like 2 blocks from me, can’t […]

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got the contract today for a hour more then what was advertised get in my motherfucking way now, poverty. it’s only for 2-3 months but fuck. money is money and money is wine. im going to name my first album that. so this morning when i wake up for my meeting, i have to go by trilogy to have them […]

today i had a job interview. tommorow is the 2nd job interview. i’ll be doing data entry and “web publishing” for a decent hourly rate. only thing is it’s 9 to 5. last time i had 9 to 5 was when i was 20. i’m 24 now. tommorow is the real interview, when i meet the client and try to […]

Living Wage Facts A worker who earns the minimum wage ($5.15 per hour) would need to work at least 69 hours a week to be above the federal poverty level for a family of four. Working this many hours at this wage would only lift his or her family above the poverty line if the worker never missed any work […]